Wednesday, August 24, 2005

This is a family-oriented site, not

I have wanted to post about this earlier, but Jay beat me to it.

Now, I present to you the top search keywords that lead to my blog.

gay hardons (Yahoo)
My blog is first out of 125,000 results.

When I used Google, there are 89,800 results, but mine was nowhere in the top 30.

Of course that would be the post about my friend’s experience in Fitness First.

Whoever it was, he came to my blog on the 15th, just a week ago.

I don’t mind actually about the first search word, but the second, I am a little concerned.

Oh well, who am I kidding? Of course I am honoured to be number one. It is considerably better than say, bestiliaty.

Though I hope that whoever it was, wasn’t looking for porn.

Maybe he was a teenager looking for answers to his emerging sexuality.

And is it any wonder that Google is the top search engine in the world? Yahoo doesn't seem to be doing a good job - leading enquiring young minds to my blog.

Not that I mind. It might even turn out to be a good thing for him.

Hmmm ... wonder whether he is cute or not.

Another interesting one is "bukit gasing sex picture".

Yahoo returns my site as eighth out of forty five.

On MSN, it is sixth out of forty three results.

I have nothing to say about this. It boggles my mind.

Other search words were "walk a hunt maju junction" (Yahoo) and "chilling waterfall" (Google). These are OK, as I did post about those things.

Why, even someone looking up for LPG-Adventurer came to my blog.

Which I am glad; at least all those links on my side bar are doing what they are supposed to. Not just pai leng (looking pretty and nothing else).

One search result which I found intriguing was for "confetti in the wind wingedman" (Google).

Obviously, Will's own site came out first, followed by asmadi's, then kitjar's and finally mine.

The first thing that came to my mind was "Someone must be stalking Will." Either that or he told someone to search for his blog.

I mean, the words are really specific, not random like "island of men" or "Tiffany pendant" or even "porn king".

In addition, someone searched for "wingedman" in Yahoo too.

Though I am not any safer myself, if there really is a stalker. There were two searches for "cynikeel" using Google.

Think I better start being careful about the things I post here.

Naked women and lesbian porn, anyone?


Spot said...

eh, wasn't it quite clear that someone in KL was in fact doing some stalking of our dear princess willa not so long ago?

where else but to start at search engines? :)

Jay said...

Someone types in 'gay hardon' in a search engine and you're hoping he was looking for answers to his emerging sexuality?!

Oh Derek.

Derek said...

spot: You are right. That someone confessed that he searched for "cynikeel" once.

jay: Ok, I may be well off the mark. Still, it's not like he typed "naked men" or "gay sex". ;P

Spot said...


oh derek.