Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Unwell

I was not feeling so well yesterday. When I woke up, I had a headache and my stomach felt bloated. I also felt nauseous.

Luckily, on my way to work I didn’t puke in the LRT, although the urge was there.

Needless to say, I had to take the day off.

When I called CF, he was also feeling unwell. He had a terrible headache and was at a clinic.

Of course, what I had was nothing serious. But it got him all worried just the same.

At first, we thought it was something we ate yesterday. Perhaps it was the bak kut teh for lunch in Sg Buloh. Obviously, that couldn’t be the case as he was fine.

It couldn’t be dinner either, as my family was unaffected.

Anyway, the day was spent with me feeling very tired and mostly lying on bed. As such, the movie plan for the night, Pride and Prejudice, has to be cancelled.

This morning, CF came over as my parents were out. We spent the time watching TV and blog-surfing. Wanted to watch this particular yaoi (Boku no Sekutsual Harasumento - My Sexual Harassment), but he has already watched it.

While blog-surfing, we came across another gem to add to the list of stupid Malaysians. Stupidity is as stupidity does.

Taken from Jeff Ooi's blog:
Tinjauan KOSMO! kelmarin mendapati, animasi seks yang lebih popular dengan panggilan Anime dijual secara berleluasa dengan harga RM15 sekeping. [...]

Selain memaparkan animasi alat sulit lelaki dan wanita dengan jelas, Anime turut menggayakan teknik seks berbeza seperti meliwat, rogol, seks berkumpulan dan seks oral.

(KOSMO! has found that sex animation, or more popularly known as anime, are being widely sold for RM15 a piece. [...]

Besides portraying animated male and female genitals clearly, animes also show other sexual acts such as sodomy, rape, group sex and oral sex.)

Does this mean that animes like Dragonball Z and Sailormoon are gasp! porn?

Someone has to tell the reporter and the editor of KOSMO! as well, that anime simply means animation, not sex animation. Hentai is the more accurate term.

Anyway, as I was still slightly unwell, my menu for breakfast was limited.

Hopefully, I wasn’t being a bad host, as I served him bread, fruit cake, tomato juice and bananas. I wanted to cook some soup, but it turned out that the Campbell instant pack has expired.

For lunch, it was more of the same, with the addition of instant noodles. I know, I know, that was no way to treat a boyfriend, but I’ll make it up to him.

I already did. Somewhat. After.

Or at least, I would like to think so. ;P

11 comments:

Shigeki said...

so I guess I was raised by watching porn?? Well, I have to admit there were incredibly muscular guys present in Dragonball Z. But. :-)

Get a lot of rest and better!

Anonymous said...

Do take care Dude. Wish CF gets well as well. But it's kinda romantic that both of u feel sick at the same time...Awwwwww.

Legolas said...

What perks did you give him? ;-p

MrBunnyBan said...

Oooh...how did you make it up to him? Need I ask? ;-)

Get well soon Derek. But not too soon - let CF pamper you a little more first. :D

Spot said...

*does a i-know-what-you-did-last-night jig*

so sweet.

get well soon. or maybe not, because it's nice to stay home when the parents are out. and someone can come over. ;)

hrugaar said...

Bread, fruit cake, tomato juice, bananas and noodles? Hm, interesting diet balance, no wonder you feel bloated and nauseous, lar.

At least you don't feel too sick to have fun, heheh. :oP

Jay said...

You fed him instant noodles then made up for it by giving him sex?

Good boy!

There's absolutely nothing wrong with using sex as a currency in relationships.

KW said...

HOla!
omg... i haven't been online for so long!
i've been such a fkin recluse.. i hate work!!! :'( i just got back at 9pm..
I am sooo gonna find a rich suga daddey fer meself!!
Didn't know u guys were unwell... :(
on the other hand.. didn't noe a lot of other things going on with you two ;)

savante said...

So sweet. So domestic. So wonderul.

Damn, I need to find a boyfriend fast. Uhh... did that sound a tad desperate?

Paul

Derek said...

shigeki: Thanks. I am feeling better already.

Yeah, can you imagine that? Sex animation indeed.


anonymous: Romantic meh that both of us are sick at the same time?

Perhaps juuust a little. ;P


legolas: What do you think? ;P


mrbunnyban: Heh, I wouldn't want CF to worry longer than necessary. Even though I would love to be pampered longer.


spot: Yup, it's nice to spend time alone with him, with no one else around. ;P


hrugaar: Can one ever be too sick to have fun? ;P


jay: Is that so? Coming from the Sex God himself, I shall keep this advice in mind.


kw: You can always call, you know? Then you'll know everything without visiting my blog here. ;P


savante: I am sure BBB treats you as well as a boyfriend does. *wink*

Alex said...

'tis season of illness.... take care & get well soon...
Anime = sex animation???? Lame newspaper. No fact-checking?
What? No details on the make up to your bf? Details please! :P