Straight Boss (SB) was talking to another colleague of mine, WS.
SB: Tomorrow I would bring it for you (WS).
Me: What are you bringing for him?
SB: Porn. You want ar?
Me: Haiya, always say only but never bring also. I'll believe it when I see it.
SB: Ok, I would bring. What type of porn you like?
Me: (Shit, what kind of straight porn there is? Are they the same as gay ones?)
Me: Anything la ...
SB: Gay porn you want or not?
Me: (Like yeah! That's the only kind I watch anyway!)
Trying not to snicker at the irony of the situation and putting on my straightest face, I said, "I am very open-minded."
SB: I have watched it before. Eeew ... made me wanna puke.
I kept quiet.
SB: But it's not that bad lar ...
SB turned to another colleague and asked, "SN, you want gay porn or not?"
The conversation ended there as SB's phone was ringing and he went off to answer it.
An observation which I have made is that straight guys seldom, almost never, to openly admit watching straight porn. Or is it just the guys I know?
Gay guys will openly say that they download porn. I have been asked countless times what types of porn I watched and vice versa when I meet people for the first time.
Feel free to comment. ;P